We had our hands full during our brief visit to AVN, and somehow we missed the RealTouch, a NASA engineer “designed and tested” manhood-pleasuring device

The RealTouch plugs into your computer’s USB port, where it syncs with videos from various adult movie stars. A dual track of variegated rubber runs inside the unit, with a water-based lubricant reservoir making sure that none of your sacred parts catch on fire.

Cleaning seems a bit problematic (and questionably hygienic) as the unit cannot be submerged in water or placed in your dishwasher. But hey, those are the costs of making love to a porn star via miniature treadmill. Well, that, and $150.

Not to be a prude or anything, but isn’t anyone worried about being that 1 in 100,000 who gets a defective product that is missing an opportune layer of electronic insulation? [RealTouch (NSFW) via Crunchgear]