Not only does this Spider-Man look absolutely gross, we think that it might even be officially licensed.

The Spider-Man webcam includes very few details—we know nothing of its resolution or price—but what we do know is that it’s an abomination to petroleum products and Spider-man alike, the superhero’s trademark webbing immortalized in what appears to be a defective, repurposed funnel.

If there’s any plus side to this monstrosity, it’s that Stan Lee is personally rich after suing Marvel for cheated movie profits. We just hope Marvel wasn’t cruel enough to show him the true price of success as seen here in crude webcam form. [Dream Cheeky via Geek Alerts]